We're Sorry....

                                                        WHY WERE WE GONE? 

By Reporter Pat

KINGSTON, KINGSTON - For the past week, CBC News did not write any articles, and deleted 90% of their written articles. Our viewers were confused, even though there was big political news in Syria over the past week. But we would like to inform you on why we deleted most of our articles.

On April 13, Lord Fari told President Arshad to permanently delete all the CBC News Articles. Even those including the Broomfield Incident, Awiten Interview, the Marriage of Princess Virgin, the Boimland Bombing, and the Death of Tybuu Bob. President Arshad was confused and had no choice. Later on April 21, Lord Fari claims it wasn't him due to way he texts in grammar.

                                                                         Simeon Adonis 

SIMEON ADONIS is a Nigerian Facebooker and acclaimed former Microsoft student. During the summer of 2017, Adonis was allegedly stalking Charleston's Rachel Maui, along with a Jordanian, an Indian, and a Chinese living in San Francisco. Due to Maui's attractiveness, Adonis wanted to steal her! But when Adonis learned that Maui was married and HAS children with another man; Apollo Green, he suddenly becomes angry like a GORILLA! Adonis tried to attract and invite Maui to his house in Nigeria. He even gave Maui his address! 

Dear reader, I informed you that Adonis was a former Microsoft student in London (according to his Facebook page). So, Lord Fari and President Arshad are concluding that Adonis is one of the suspects since the NIA tracked the location from where the messages were typed. One of the locations were in Nigeria. Adonis lives in NIGERIA! 

Also, the reason why Adonis must have hacked Lord Fari was because CBC News wrote an article about Rachel Maui and Elsa Skoglund. Adonis must have been angry because Reporter Pat wrote that Maui was being played by "dity" foreigners. 

                                   The Craziest Russian Hacker in the World, Taras Kulakov

TARAS KULAKOV is the leader of the Russian Hackers Assocation (RSA), which has been funded by Russian President Vladimir Putin. He was the first ever known hacker where he stole $500,000 from the Swynncliff Coalition and revealed that George Bush actually did 9/11. Kulakov was also believed to tracked the location of former Al-Terra leader, Laden Bin Osama, whom the Russians killed. 

The NIA is guessing that Kulakov was hired by Putin to destroy CBC News because Margaret Johnson wrote a rant against the Putin dictatorship and how they rigged the 2016 election (she's a leftist). Johnson may not be a good writer, but the facts seemed legit, and Putin was attempting to hide the evidence.

Kremlin, Russia was also one of the locations tracked by the NIA. But unlike Simeon Adonis, the NIA doesn't know where he lives because Putin might have sent him to Syria? The White House? Or what if it's Putin himself that's hacking? The Conspiracy Theorists are on the way!

                                                    THE BAD NEWS AND AFTERMATH

While the investigation is going underway, CBC News has lost a lot of memories since they cannot be recovered! Those include the very early articles back in 2016; the Marriage of Princess Virginity Lost, the Arrest of Dictator Braham, and the Sad Death of Master Tybuu Bob. Those were considered the Golden Age of this website!

There were also recent articles that were memorable. Those include our report of terrorist attacks; the Doverton and Boimland Bombing. When one of our reporters, Ahmet Polat died on the scene. Also, we wrote the controversial incident of Broomfield, Colorado.

After the investigation is over, we can hopefully continue writing new articles and 2018 summer cannot wait!